Dia dhuit! Tá Éireanach mé. Is bréa liom ceol, sci-fi agus físchluiche. Tá thosaitheoir na Gaeilge agus Seapáinis mé. Tá Béarla agam*. Is mise bruscar**.
I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.
Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks