Next thing you know,shazzam! Spasm-guy has suddenly given birth to a hairless kitten with teeth! Catastrophe! Now no-one is paying me any attention at all, even though the hairless kitten clearly hasno idea how to behave in can-opener company. Even when it scuttles off, the can-openers are too preoccupied with it to notice me. Honestly, if I’d known it would get that sort of reaction, I too would have burst out of someone’s chest like a cheap birthday cake stripper.
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This is perfect because cats
The great Janos Audron guesting in a generic ‘we don’t like the other guys’ episode.
At least Takei got some jokes.
Which should really be called Underworld: 2 hours of Kate Beckinsale being a bad-ass because that’s what it is.
It was really good.
Also we had a nice meal and she won me a stuffed frog.
A good night I think.
Probably the only reason to play that game.
I mean, Uncharted 2 is miles better, but it doesn’t have Simon Templeman…
Give him a crest and this is Kuto in my head.
I regret nothing.
Toki Wartooth (via followingthereaper)
As someone who is unable to drink due to medical reasons, I wish more people would remember this :(
Sobers peoples are the best peoples, cause they can have fun, and keep you from getting your ass kicked. A Sober friend is a friend for life.
Go on guys, I’m ready!
Like it’s such a case of lightning in a bottle, it’s so vivid, the music is so experamental, Rael is a dissillusioned Punk 3 years before punk rock exploded, it’s full of wonderful imagery, the whole album is a piece of art, sleave and everything, all the pictures on the cover and in the gatefold are all connected, it has a poem of the story that compliments the lyrics without ever using it.
It’s just the best album guys.
Mira Furlan (via cryptolero)
Ensure that every child in America has access to an effective school library program.
Every child in America deserves access to an effective school library program. We ask that the reauthorization of the Elementary and Secondary Education Act (ESEA) provide dedicated funding to help support effective school library programs. Such action will ensure more students have access to the resources and tools that constitute a 21st century learning environment. Reductions in school library programs are creating an ‘access gap’ between schools in wealthier communities versus those where there are high levels of poverty. All students should have an equal opportunity to acquire the skills necessary to learn, to participate, and to compete in today’s world.” —
The librarians need 11,000 more signatures on this petition…
So have you heard Always A Woman To Me by Billy Joel?
People like this song. Like, really genuinely like this song. They think it’s a wonderful nice little love song. It’s not.
It’s one of the most hateful songs I’ve ever heard.
People hear the lyrics of the song and they’re like ‘it’s this song about how wonderful women are because of everything they are and do’
and it’s so not. It’s a sarcastic, vile, hateful song that honestly can’t come from any place of joy or appreciation. It’s just so acerbic and horrid.
It was on in a shop today and I got kinda pissed off at it. hence the rant.
I’m done now.
Jonathan Coulton is wise.