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Fill In These Things About You

  • Name: Ryan
  • Birthday: It's the anniversary of the day I was dragged kicking and screaming into the world, without my permission I might add.
  • Height: A measurement of relative distance from the ground.
  • Eye color: Blue
  • Hair color: Dark brown.
  • A random fact about you: I taught myself music and even though I learnt the equivalent of Grade 5 Theory in College I've never actually been graded.
  • Favorite band: Disturbed
  • Favorite song: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
  • Favorite food: Anything mexican.
  • Favorite season: Summer. Fight me.
  • Favorite animal: Rabbits
  • Favorite movie: Alien
  • Are you currently in a relationship?: Yep.
  • Anything you need to work on?: Getting a Car.
  • Who ended your last relationship?: I don't have a last relationship.
  • Are you friends with your ex?: I don't have an ex.
  • Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: I don't care.
  • Dark hair or light hair?: I don't care.
  • Smart or attractive?: This is a dumb either or and I refuse to dignify it with an answer.
  • Is creativity attractive?: Look, I'm not saying it isn't, but I'm not saying the absence of creativity is unattractive. It's not a big deal either way.
  • Do you care how much money they have?: Money is dumb.
  • Your last phone call: Sister.
  • Your last text: Someone not my sister.
  • The last thing you ate: Chili
  • The last thing you drank: Dr. Pepper.
  • The last song you listened to: "The Last of Us" Gustavo Santaolalla
  • The last book you read: Honestly I think it was To Dream In The City of Sorrows by Kathryn Drennen (sorry if I misspelled that)
  • The last movie you watched: 20th Century Boys Part 2: Our Last Hope.
  • What is your heritage?: Irish, go far enough back probably Scottish as well.
  • Do you play any instruments?: Bass, Guitar, some basic Piano, basic Drums.
  • What are you pets’ names?: I dunno, what are you pets names?
  • Your favorite board game: I don't really play board games.
  • A random childhood memory: One time I touched a cattle fence when the current ran through it and I've never forgotten what it felt like.
  • Places you would like to visit: Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto, Kobe, Okinawa, Okunoshima, New Orleans, Poland, Germany, I'd love to go back to France and Finland as well.
  • Your favorite color to wear: Black, like my soul.

(Source: lereyo, via thegoddamnwerewolf)

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The internet has been down here, all day. We thought it was just us but apparently it’s been down around the town all day.

You’d think that’d be the kind of thing they’d inform you about like.

I just really wanted to get Octodad today T_T

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I HATE MY BRAIN AND MY BRAIN HATES ME AND WE’RE NEVER GOING TO RECONCILE THIS HATRED BECAUSE MY BRAIN’S TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE.

*4

The Fulton will be in The Phantom Pain.

Weight off my mind. It’s not really Big Boss’ PMC unless 60% of the recruits were kidnapped by strapping a balloon to their butts.

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I’M SO EXCITED

HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE!!!!

I’m not going to be able to last that long, it comes out a week before my birthday too. Seriously BioWare, you didn’t need to get me anything.

discovergames:

indiestatik:

Grail To The Thief Is An Adventure Game Designed For The Visually Impaired

Signal boost, because this Kickstarter is not yet funded, and this is a VERY important path the industry needs to start exploring right now.

discovergames:

indiestatik:

Grail To The Thief Is An Adventure Game Designed For The Visually Impaired

Signal boost, because this Kickstarter is not yet funded, and this is a VERY important path the industry needs to start exploring right now.

(via melancthe)

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salty-nigga-senpai:

The life of a Salaryman.

Okay, but there’s a reason for Takeshi’s Challenge.

Basically, Takeshi’s Castle was on air at this time, Takeshi’s Castle, if you don’t know, was a game show in the 80s, where 100 contestants would storm the game, losing tons of them on each round, which would range from stepping on the right stepping stones to get across a river, to being in a giant foam hand suit, hearing a maths problem, and slapping yourself down on the answer before everyone else, and everything in between them.

In the end, you would reach Takeshi’s Castle, there’d be maybe 3-5 contestants at the end, and they’d have to have a shoot out with Takeshi, and his guard, which would usually end in the contestants losing. The show was designed to be unwinnable. I think maybe 5 people won ever? And one of those was because they deliberately made the final ever episode easier.

So Taito originally wanted to make a licensed Takeshi’s Castle game. Until Takeshi Kitano heard about it, and decided to make a video game, which is Takeshi’s Challenge.

Basically the entire point of Takeshi’s Challenge is, to beat you. Takeshi hated video games, so he made a game that hates you. In fact, if you sit, stunned, at the “Amazing” ending screen for 5 minutes, Takeshi then says “Why are you taking this game so seriously?”.

The Takeshi’s Castle game, did get made eventually, it was in an earlier episode of Game Center CX, but it’s nowhere near as interesting or difficult as Takeshi’s Challenge.

(via thegoddamnwerewolf)

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Yes, Earth, enough gasses to keep you respiring. Take this day to remember to be thankful for Earth.
Planet Earth: Capable of sustaining life.

Yes, Earth, enough gasses to keep you respiring. Take this day to remember to be thankful for Earth.

Planet Earth: Capable of sustaining life.